kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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(via pool-sama)

suuzuyas:

trans person: *is trans and happy*

truscum: this person is not trans where is the PAIN and TORTURE being trans is ETERNAL SUFFERING ur not allowed to be happy

trans person: *still trans still happy*

(via nonbinarydragon)

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

(via plasticdildos)

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

(via plasticdildos)

frecklesrex:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

Even John would have hated John.

It really does show how revenge twists John’s character

(Source: true-pain, via arbitraryjoy)

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

(via lnumuta)

spacedbitch:

rameysaurus:

nevver:

Do it yourself doodler

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

I love these. And I love how she’s in a really blatant sex position but artists are like look at this art genre I can do and be super creative. It’s so cool. I wish I could draw.

(via teenage-birtdag)

  • Geoff (to Millie):

    If your hands get dirty just wipe them on my employees, that's what they're there for.

  • Geoff (to Millie):

    Say "Hey stupid, give me a napkin or my daddy will fire you." (To Jack)

hybridviolinist:

Millie Ramsey’s not just gonna have a protective father, she’s gonna have a protective company.

Like, imagine if a guy breaks up with her.
Burnie comes up to his door “Roosterteeth is coming after you, MOTHERFUCKER”

pietromaxirnoffs:

Y’ALL SO CUTE WHAT THE FRICKLE 

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